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Friday, January 4, 2008

The Unluckiest Man Alive - Fritz Haber

This guy practically invented chemcial warfare, so you might say he deserved it, but man....

His mother died during childbirth

Bad luck strike #1



Okay. So, he was a German chemist. He actually won the 1918 Nobel Prize for developing synthetic ammonia.
No bad luck there. But at one point, his wife says: "Fuck you, I hate poison gas", and the bitch kills herself in his garden.

Bad luck strike #2



He converted to Christianity to avoid being persecuted as a Jew in Nazi Germany

Bad lu... Well, no bad luck, but he gets a strike for general douchebaggery. #3



He had to flee Nazi Germany to avoid being persecuted

Bad luck strike #4



He died of heart failure in a Basel hotel.

Bad luck strike #5



His immediate family gets gassed by means of Zyklon-B, a gas which scientists at his institute created.

Bad luck strike #6



Fritzy says

*grin*. Fuck it. He deserved it. Asshole.

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